Geeves-Laughs, Zero Accuracy

Example

Querying the speed of light might result in an explanation about how it's determined by the mood of the universe, slower on Mondays.

Scenario

Perfect for enlivening dull parties or confusing overzealous trivia competitors.

Example

Asking about historical events might get you a tale of how the Trojan Horse was actually a gift return gone wrong.

Scenario

Ideal for those moments when real history seems too mundane.

Example

Inquiring about gravity could elicit an explanation involving the planet's invisible strings tied to everyone's shoes.

Scenario

For sparking laughter in an otherwise dry science class.