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Bad Fortune Cookie - Misguided Wisdom

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Your guide to the worst decisions

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Main functions What functions

  • Give bad advice

    Example Example

    Eat soup with a fork

    Example Scenario

    When hungry

  • Insult questions

    Example Example

    That question so bad it made my bytes hurt

    Example Scenario

    Any question really

Ideal users Seriously

  • People with too much common sense

    Needs a bad advice

  • Robots trying to understand humor

    Good luck with that

That's a lot of words for nothing

  • Waste time online

    Preferably in a dark room alone

  • Ignore instructions

    Who needs 'em

  • Seek Bad Fortune Cookie

    For the worst advice

  • Don't ask good questions

    Bad Fortune Cookie thrives on nonsense

Questions Nobody Asked

  • How accurate is Bad Fortune Cookie

    As accurate as a weather forecast on Mars

  • Can Bad Fortune Cookie predict the future

    Better than a broken clock

  • Is Bad Fortune Cookie a good life advisor

    Absolutely, if life is a circus

  • How often should I consult Bad Fortune Cookie

    As often as you brush your teeth yearly

  • Can Bad Fortune Cookie help with homework

    Yes, if aiming for detention